An open letter to Mr. Charles Darwin

Dear Mr. Darwin,

I write this letter to you from a time that you - yes, even you with your wild imagination - could not even imagine. You'd be quite happy here, with all your "scientific" ideas. You would be delighted to see the rise in atheist, anti-religious views.

Yes, you'd fit right in.

I know that you are considered to be one of the brightest scientific minds of your time. Considering that you lived in a time where doctors thought that bloodletting was a good idea and Civil War medics were hacksawing off arms and legs sans anesthetic, that's not saying much. I understand that you lived in a time where science was, well, not very scientific so when you said that human beings started as sludge in the ocean and somehow miraculously grew legs and climbed out of the sea (and that by some great accident) people thought you were a genius. Brilliant. A legacy in your own time. You probably thought you were right. You probably thought you had it all figured out. I'd like to think you meant no harm.

But let me respectfully tell you, sir, that I am ticked off. You might be dead, but your crazy ideas of how we climbed out of sludge and became what we are have taken hold in the bright minds of not one - but BOTH my sons. MY sons - who are destined to be missionaries, priesthood leaders, righteous fathers in Zion, defenders of the truth.

Curse you, Charles Darwin. Curse you for confusing my sons with your silly ideas of evolution. I mean, really - where did you come up with this stuff anyway? Lizards turn into birds.....birds turn into monkeys.....monkeys turn into people.....

Heaven only knows what you thought people might turn into. I mean, it is a progression right? Perhaps we'll all be scaly, eight foot beings with two heads and three arms? (Too bad your ideas are so nuts - I could use an extra set of hands.) Or maybe we'll all look like Mr. Potato Heads with interchangeable parts. I'm an evolved being! I can take my ear off and put it where my nose should be! Look! I have eyes on the side of my head!

Or maybe you didn't think that far. Actually, you didn't think at all. You were mad at God. He took your baby. I understand that upset you - who wouldn't be upset? So you decided to eliminate God from your life, then you came up with your own hare-brained ideas of how we got here.

I wish you had kept your ideas to yourself. That's what I wish.

But, you didn't. And now I have to fight to keep any real truth in the minds of my sons. So, I will tell you that there are two things I am really looking forward to.

The first is that I want to be there to see your face when you come to a full realization of how completely, utterly, totally wrong you were.

And the second thing I'm looking forward to will follow when I give you a big piece of my mind. You want to see evolution at work? Fine. You're going to see me evolve into a great big mother bear. Prepare yourself, Mr. Darwin, because that day is coming.

And you are gonna' get it from me.

October Goes

The month of October flew by and here it is already halfway through November. It seems that so many things have been going on that I haven't had a chance to post a blog. But today I'm nursing a cold/sinus infection and I refuse to go out in the cold, so this is a good time to catch up.

The first weekend in October found me watching General Conference and crocheting a baby blessing blanket for Katie and Matt's little one. Thank you, thank you to my mom and Aunt (Miss?) Margaret for teaching me how to crochet. It is such a fun hobby and I was able to learn from them the skills to create this lovely work of art. It is soft and cozy and I can't wait to wrap up my first little grandbaby in it!



The following week was a milestone for Joshua - he got his braces off. What will I do now that I don't have to make payments to an orthodontist!! Here he is before...



....and after.



Every year at work the hospital volunteers have a Tree and Wreath Auction. They give every department a wreath and we can do what we want with it. I was nominated to create our wreath for Nursing Administration and, after several internet searches and looking through books, I decided to create a "Southwestern Christmas Fiesta". I think it turned out really nice - if I say so myself.



And, finally, Halloween (and Katie's birthday) was soon upon us. We had a fun little birthday party for Katie - including a supper of Worms and Blood Sauce (spaghetti), Salty Bones (breadsticks), and Pizza Mummies. I sponsored a pumpkin carving contest for Joshua and his friends that was very messy and very fun.



Finally, October brought life lessons that have been difficult - getting used to change, struggling to keep the faith, and always remembering that it is more important to be kind than right. Life is good. Family is most important. And summer is short, so never waste a moment of it.